A scale? A vacuum? A copy of He's Just Not That Into You?
How about that new video game you always wanted - for her?
Nice try, but you can do better!
How about a ‘diamond’ key ring to put an end to the hints?
Or how about a lovely pair of smittens?
Nothing says I love you like a pink appliance!
Show her how you feel with her very own copy of wii fit!
(She'll love your honesty)
Now you could do worse, like buying her a star or giving her your blood in a vial, or the Chasity Belt Lingerie (with GPS ) or the Halitosis Kiss-O-Meter.
But did you know that Valentine's Day is an opportunity in disguise!
Besides the love of your life (or old flame), you can show others how you feel too!
Why wait for April fool's day when you can take action now.
Why not send that special someone (that you despise) a copy of a subscription of “Barely Legal” or how about a good old gay magazine. I know my ex boss can look forward to a copy of both!
Or how about an "inflatable friend" rigged to a inflate when the package is opened. Great for the office! Like in this video.
Show them you don't give a crap about them with the gift that keeps on giving!
Also see 15 gift ideas that will surely piss off your valentine.
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Best gift for valentine.....But can also be used for whatever occasion.
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Hank Hendricks has been a student at the University of New Hampshire- Whittmore School of Business and Economics.
At the university he was a very active participant in the student researcher group.
Oh! wow! I'll go with the keyring! it's beautiful! Silver Bra Straps
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