Beckham The Bone Scavenger

This is rich! Information from Britain's 1911 census reveals David Beckham's great-great-great-great grandad, John Beckham, born in 1846, was a rag and bone scavenger employed by a London council. Link

Teh Interwebs

It was a great day to learn that Kelly Brook will be a judge on Britain's Got Talent!

Too bad to hear Forrest Griffin might miss much of this year Link

By the way, is it just me or anyone else had enough of Fabregas?!?
Gotta love the footie babes!

And a new source for UK strangeness!

Viral Vids

This site is just crazy! Do check it out and have a laugh.

I can't decide which is my favorite on there, but laughed out loud watching "The Internet's just magic!"

Evil Valentine's Day Gifts

What do you think is the worst Valentine's Day Gift you could possibly give?
A scale? A vacuum? A copy of He's Just Not That Into You?
How about that new video game you always wanted - for her?

Nice try, but you can do better!

How about a ‘diamond’ key ring to put an end to the hints?




Or how about a lovely pair of smittens?




Nothing says I love you like a pink appliance!




Show her how you feel with her very own copy of wii fit!
(She'll love your honesty)



Now you could do worse, like buying her a star or giving her your blood in a vial, or the Chasity Belt Lingerie (with GPS ) or the Halitosis Kiss-O-Meter.

But did you know that Valentine's Day is an opportunity in disguise!
Besides the love of your life (or old flame), you can show others how you feel too!

Why wait for April fool's day when you can take action now.
Why not send that special someone (that you despise) a copy of a subscription of “Barely Legal” or how about a good old gay magazine. I know my ex boss can look forward to a copy of both!

Or how about an "inflatable friend" rigged to a inflate when the package is opened. Great for the office! Like in this video.

Show them you don't give a crap about them with the gift that keeps on giving!

Also see 15 gift ideas that will surely piss off your valentine.

Valentines Gift Guide

The day is approaching fast - have you found a Valentine's day gift idea? What will it be? Chocolates? Flowers? Perfume? A necklace?

Every year we go through the Valentine's gift routine, and while many of us don't want to get the same old thing, we fail to come up with anything so unique (usually) and end up going with... the same old thing. It's safe, and easy to do.

This year I have taken it upon myself to get you through what could be the most challenging day of the year with my...

Valentine's Gift Guide

Let's suppose that you have enough common sense to realize that Bacon Flavored Valentine's Gifts are not a great idea. And let's face it, not everyone can afford wildly expensive gifts either. But fear not, as you do have options. Let's get to them shall we?

If you interested in cool Valentine's day ideas, hopefully these will do it for you.

How about an overnight wine tasting break in the country with dinner for two? Link
Or you might want to pamper her with a spa day - Link

Looking for something a little more extravagant? How about Godiva Chocolates or perhaps something like a Burberry Touch fragrance?

If you're thinking knickers and lingerie, you might try the loveletter bra, or something from laPerla will keep you out of the dog house.

My personal favorite idea so far is a Swarovski pendant, which isn't overly expensive and still pleasing. I think it has a good balance in the gift giving for this particular day, but that's just me.

This is the busy time for people looking for love online, and if you're on Facebook you might want to check What not to do on Facebook on Valentine’s Day guide.

You can also check this guide on Last Minute and Last Resort Gift Ideas if needed. And if you prefer a more hand on approach, you can try Valentine's Day gifts you can make yourself. You might even find an affordable jewelery idea over here, or more ideas here and here.

One thing to remember while doing your Valentine's shopping - most of the items are probably eligible for a cashback of some kind, so might as well take advantage of it.

And if you're wondering what she's thinking, this might give your some clues.

Hope that helps - us guys have to stick together!

Better Than eBay

Natalie Dylanhopes to cash in, by auctioning off her virginity! The asking price has hit £2.6million, after over 10,000 supposed bids, with the top bid currently held by an Australian businessman. link

Shopping for Deals

Funny thing about shopping online is how much time you can spend looking for deals. There's certainly no shortage of places to look online!

My bookmarks grow by the day, yet the 3 links in the column of this blog seem to be the ones I go to the most. But since I'm addicted to deals, I always want to check around if I can save a little more.